Courtney Love is sad that she is getting evicted. We’re just surprised that anyone would rent to her in the first place. [Dlisted]
Beyonce is sad that she has to pretend to be vegan while she pretends to be pregnant. [Celebitchy]
Scott Disick is sad because – oh wait, he’s not sad because he’s a sociopath who is incapable of feeling feelings. Also, he might get to be Patrick Bateman. [The Superficial]
Kris Jenner is sad that she had to wait 15 years to turn Kendall and Kylie out. Mama’s 5% isn’t going to make itself, girls. [Egotastic]
Christopher Hitchens is dead and we are actually very sad. [I Don't Like You In That Way]
Kris Humphries is sad that we might figure out he knew his marriage was a sham. We’re shocked. [I Don't Like You in That Way]
The Duggars are sad that one of their kids died. We’re just impressed that they noticed. [Celebitchy]
Ali Lohan is sad she is dying. We’re not so much. [The Superficial]
Justin Bieber is sad he got pulled over. We’re angry with God that Justin Bieber apparently has a Batmobile. [The Blemish]
Snooki is sad that margaritas and a lack of self-respect mean this won’t last. We empathize. [Hollywood Tuna]
Jude Law is sad that he looks like this now. We know we are. [Just Jared]
Kris Jenner is sad that Kim Kardashian got famous for water sports. We’re skeptical. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Clint Eastwood is sad that it’s come to this. So are we, Clint. So are we. [Celebslam]
